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Joke of the Day
"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"
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"Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That'd be great."
"Of all the things ""Inside Amy Schumer""... ..why can't any of them be funny?"
"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"
"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"
"My daughter's boyfriend left his wallet here. I put girls names & numbers in it. Later today I'll ask my daughter if he has change for a $20"
"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"
"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"
"*gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?"