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Joke of the Day
"Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That'd be great."
Next Joke
"This guy asked me to convert today... And I said, no, I'm happy with my current non-prophet organization"
"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""
"Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist"
"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The assailant avoided prison, though. As the battery charge wouldn't hold."
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice."
"I hope Hell freezes over soon. A few women have promised me dates when it happens."
"Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared."