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Joke of the Day
"What'd the man with 5 penises say..? These pants fit like a glove!"
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"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I carry a backpack full of receipts and gum wrappers and go through it while I'm at a cashier until someone who's frustrated pays for me."
"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."
"What's the most dangerous animal in the world? A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun."
"I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%."""
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"
"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."
"Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill? To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now."
"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"