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Joke of the Day
"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"
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"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"
"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."
"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."
"Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner."
"When you're sad, no one sees your tears. When you're happy, no one sees your smile. But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares."
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
"98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit."
"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"