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Joke of the Day

"*gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?"

"3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator"

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt."

"Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen."

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."

"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."