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Joke of the Day
"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
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"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."
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"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."
"If a Woman says you're ""unfuckable""... ...she means ""you're unattractive"". If a Man says you're ""unfuckable"" it means ""you're a Mermaid"""
"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"
"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""