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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere."

"Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work? He didn't want no scrubs"

"Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did."

"The good news is my black girlfriend says I have mean dick The bad news is she's a mathematician."

"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."

"Michael Cera, in a public restroom, pinned to the opposite wall by the force of the hand-dryer."

"What do ford trucks and tampons have in common? Eventually every pussy gets one."

"Putin Sends New Year's Message of Peace To Obama Inside a pipe bomb."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"