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Joke of the Day

"Me: I should stop drinking Me: Why? Me: I dunno Me: You're awesome when you drink Me: Really? Me: Yeah Me: Thanks, me. You're alright"

"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"

"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."

"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"

"Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge? It's called the ""Stayfree Mini Pad"""

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"

"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."