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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."

"That guy is so poor... ... that he has to fuck his own wife."

"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"

"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."

"You see a rat stealing pizza, I see a rat providing for his four turtle children"

"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"

"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"

"Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return. Because she's a ho."

"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"

"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."