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Joke of the Day

"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."

"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."

"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"

"What's the difference between Jews and Pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven."

"I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels."

"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"My friend said my mum was hot. I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans."

"Difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai? People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!"

"Went to buy face moisturizer and the young girl at counter said, ""Lets find something for mature skin."" And then Security had to escort me."

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"