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Joke of the Day

"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."

"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."

"How do you change the light bulb in the dark? You don't. The police shoot you."

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"I put the ____ in a much larger segment of _____________________."

"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"

"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"

"What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Nothing. They were both stoned."

"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."