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Joke of the Day
"I have an asian friend who always points out the obvious things I call him obvious lee"
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"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
"What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!"
"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""
"A warning shot into the head."
"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"
"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"
"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."
"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"
"I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today... He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin."