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Joke of the Day

"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza"

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."

"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"

"Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break"

"Whats the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna."

"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"How do we know that slaves went to college? They all had masters"

"What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance."