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Joke of the Day

"Life hack: Go into a promising career field with good benefits and a 401(k) because you're not talented enough to be famous"

"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"

"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"

"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."

"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"

"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""

"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."

"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."