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Joke of the Day
"""Hire me or I'll eat your family."" -effective bear resume"
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"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."
"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"
"My dating life."
"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"
"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it."
"What disease did the house have? Shingles."
"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"