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Joke of the Day
"Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
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"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor"
"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"
"[First date] ""So, do you have any pets?"" Yeah, I have a pet crow. He's white. ""You have an albino crow?"" He prefers the term cawcasian."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? anUDDER failure."
"My son asked me what it's like to be married... So I took his iPod and deleted all of his songs except for one."
"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"I posted ten puns hoping one of them would make it to the front page No pun in ten did"
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
"""Quit mowing your lawn you heathen and go to church!"" -Me as I put in earplugs and go back to bed on a Sunday morning."