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Joke of the Day

"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? Nevermind he woke up!"

"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."

"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"

"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays."

"Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos."