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Joke of the Day
"What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines"
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"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."
"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."
"Virgins everywhere are fucking nowhere."
"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."
"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."
"It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia."
"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"