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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."

"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."

"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The cheerleader in my trunk."

"The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You have to drop the bomb twice"

"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."

"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."

"Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free... Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit"

"Every 3 seconds, a girl with a pink cell phone case uses the wrong ""your."""