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Joke of the Day
"Virgins everywhere are fucking nowhere."
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"An old Jewish man won the lottery, and decided to donate half of it to the nazi party. ""Fair is fair,"" he said. ""They gave me the winning numbers."""
"If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box..."
"I'm so anti-social, my misery loathes company."
"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"
"A beggar attacked me with a frying pan... ... he was arrested for panhandling."
"My friend Gerund is from Ingland."
"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."
"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...He asks the bartender for a double whiskey. ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender. The horse ponders his whiskey for a moment before he replies, ""My wife has cancer."""