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Joke of the Day

"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."

"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"I like to knock on random doors and say, ""Hi, my name is Current Resident and I understand you're the bastard that's been opening my mail."""

"[at the gym] Trainer: ""Why don't you tell me what your workout goals are."" Me: ""Goals? I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."""

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."