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Joke of the Day

"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"

"Why did my grandmother knit a sweater for the pepper. I mentioned it was a little chili."

"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."

"When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him."

"What do you call a docks nanny? An Au'Peir"

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform."

"Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all)"

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for. So they took my door. That's 80s parenting."