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Joke of the Day

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."

"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"

"Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said ""Sank you"" so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"

"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."

"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"

"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"

"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."

"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."