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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
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"What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist"
"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."
"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"At the next election I am going to vote for the NSA Because they listen to the voters even after the elections."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""
"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."
"If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die."
"Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs."