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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
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"Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in."
"What's a transvestite's favorite candy? He/she's kisses"
"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"
"I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife."
"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler? Hitler can't finish a race"
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""thanks!"" I said ""don't mention it."""