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Joke of the Day
"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"
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"Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!"
"*Adding family on Facebook* Before: Fuck bitches, smoke, drink! After: I helped an old lady cross the street."
"You know what's cool? 0C"
"The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!"
"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""
"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."
"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."
"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."
"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"