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Joke of the Day

"Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!"

"Why don't they have a concert on the moon? No atmosphere"

"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"

"The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10."

"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off..."

"A guy is out to dinner with his wife... Wife: See that drunk guy at the bar? Guy: Yeah, what about him? Wife: He proposed to me 10 years ago, but I turned him down. Guy: Wow! He's STILL celebrating!"

"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."

"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"