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Joke of the Day

"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."

"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."

"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"

"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"

"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"

"Why did the Crip cross the road? Cuz."

"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time."

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"