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Joke of the Day

"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."

"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."

"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once!"

"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"

"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."

"I'm on hold. My call is important to them."

"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."

"Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back? The mall is hiring new Santas."