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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""

"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."

"""Don't believe everything you read"" is the best motto I've ever read. But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now."

"The base is under assault! NaCl NH3"

"I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores"

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."

"What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? Women"

"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."

"You know what always brings me down? Gravity."