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"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."
"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."
"Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed... I mean I just can't stand myself."
"Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough"
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"
"I went outside for a minute and a bug touched me, so it looks like I'm back inside forever now."
"What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? A group of 40 other suicide bombers."
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"