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Joke of the Day

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron"

"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."

"The universe implodes.... No matter."

"I asked my wife if she wanted me to do anything from Fifty Shades of Gray. She said yes - be handsome and make a billion dollars."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."

"Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. Who has hair on their shoulders. Whose shampooing their shoulder hair. Please come forward."

"I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?"

"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."

"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"