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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."
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"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."
"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."
"Why are automatic doors like knights? Because they're chivalrous!"
"I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair."
"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"
"GOD: let's make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we'll call it an armadillo for some reason"
"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."
"Happy Fourh of July ""Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."" ""Where's the T?"" ""We threw it in the harbor."" Merica."