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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."
Next Joke
"Witch: Doctor doctor I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry you'll just have to go to bed for a spell."
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall"
"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."
"At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out."
"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"
"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."