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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."

"Pizza is something you love for a half hour before you eat it... ...like a baby."

"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."

"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"

"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"

"My girlfriend steals all the blankets in her sleep and I wake up cold, next to an adorable linen burrito."

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest"

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"