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Joke of the Day
"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"
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"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."
"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."
"Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd"
"My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don't know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.........."
"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""
"A study was just conducted to see what the #1 fear in humans is The results came back, and it's cats. But something seems a little off. They've only done testing on mice so far"
"I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."