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Joke of the Day
"I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?"
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"How do you sink a polish war ship? You put it in water"
"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"
"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off"
"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"
"two atoms are talking.. ""Hey Bob, why the long face?"" ""I've just lost an electron."" ""What, are you sure?"" ""Yes..... I'm positive."""
"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""
"This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press one?"" I don't remember much after that."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One person."