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Joke of the Day

"20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU"

"Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."

"DATING TIP: Pick up the check. Pick up the table. Pick up the chairs and the waitress and the bartender. Everyone loves upper body strength."

"Why are pirates so mean? I don't know they jusr Arrrrrrrr!"

"What do a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common? They both can smell it, just can't eat it."

"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"

"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."

"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped."

"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."