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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."

"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."

"It's no fun when someone you're ignoring ignores you back."

"Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."

"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"What is a Stormtrooper's favorite place to sit. A pew, pew, pew."

"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."

"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."

"What do you call a hooker's fart? ... ... A Prosti- Toot!"