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Joke of the Day

"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

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"A midget stepped on a fork... It nearly knocked him unconscious."
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"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
"What do you call a Mexican in trouble with the law Juanted"
"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar.. One says to the other: ""I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks in there."""
"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."
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