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Joke of the Day

"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

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"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"
"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."
"Idiot White Supremacist Why did the idiot white supremacist burn a cross on the wife-beater's lawn? He heard the abuser's wife had two black guys at once"
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"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."
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