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Joke of the Day

"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"So last year I dressed up as a bop it for Halloween... I should've known I'd end up in jail"

"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"What has a bottom at the top? legs"