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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so mean? I don't know they jusr Arrrrrrrr!"
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"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""
"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."
"*Bee lands on flower covered in another flower's pollen* FLOWER: What's that? BEE: I can explain F: I don't want to hear your lies, Ian"
"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"Where does an ape sleep? In an apricot."
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"
"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."
"What do you call a depressed bear? Bipolar"