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Joke of the Day

"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."

"An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history."

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"I'm having a 'Two Girls One Cup' kinda day and I'm the cup."

"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."

"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."

"For all the downvoters GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"