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Joke of the Day
"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
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"I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once."
"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."
"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"How do blondes' brain cells die? Alone"
"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."
"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old I keep it in the fridge"
"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"