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Joke of the Day
"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped."
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"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."
"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"
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"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."
"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"
"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."
"Saved a man from a speeding car Man: Can't trust anyone Me: True Man: Us old ones got to stick together Pushed him in front of the next car"
"Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin? He followed lynx in his family."
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears"