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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush."

"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"

"Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."

"AC Jokes We're not a fan."

"How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened."

"Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have!"

"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."

"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."

"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"

"England at the 2014 World Cup"