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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."

"You know what a Rhetorical Joke is?"

"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"

"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."

"15: MOM, WHERE'S MY NIRVANA SHIRT?! Me: Name THREE songs & I'll help you look for it. 15: ..."

"Some people thought the plus-size iPhone would be a failure... but I knew eventually it would be a huge 6s"

"My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target."

"Northern women have PMS Gals from the south have FTS. Fixin' to Start"