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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat. So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious"

"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."

"My classic blasphemy joke in honor of the occasion... A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare"

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."

"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark."

"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."

"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."