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Joke of the Day

"Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."

"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"

"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"

"Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore."

"I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :("

"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."

"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"

"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."

"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."