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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have!"
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"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."
"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."
"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."
"*barber hands me the mirror to check the back* ""Looks good!"" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly"
"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."
"Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer."