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"No matter who you vote tonight to become our next president.. there is going to be a blonde sitting in the Oval Office in about 3 months.."
"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."
"Did you hear Woody stabbed his best friend? What a Buzz kill"
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."
"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success"
"Who needs drugs or alcohol when you've got a carbon monoxide leak?"
"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."