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Joke of the Day
"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."
"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""
"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"
"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."
"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""
"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes."
"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."
"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
"My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat."