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"Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!"
"I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way."
"""oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol"" -giraffe in quicksand"
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"
"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"
"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."
"Math class is like a penis... Its long and hard, unless you're asian!"
"Riding a moped is like riding a fat chick It may be fun but you wouldn't want your buddies to see you on one"
"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""